21 People Give Examples Of Ridiculous Statements That Will Definitely Ruin Your First Date

4. I masturbate to your Facebook photos.

r_antrobus

5. Hope you don’t mind if my mother joins us.

RichWPX

6. Nothing. Don’t say anything.

ipconfider

7. “I think your skin will do nicely.”

wesmaster45

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