1. Sharing a queen size bed? Use king size blanket.
2. If you keep getting the crazy ones, reassess what kind of qualities you’ve been going for. Applies to both genders actually.
3. Back scratches are lovely. Girls have nails making back scratches 10x better. Give more back scratches.
4. There’s guys who can’t get a signal and there’s guys who takes everything as a signal. The latter is much more annoying.