28 Incredible Stories Of Wedding Faux Pas That’ll Have You Cringing In Your Seats

Found on r/AskWomen.

1. Don’t do this

The father of the bride started his toast with, “When I heard my daughter was engaged to a negro I said to myself, Oh no!” He then proceeded to list every black stereotype he was afraid his new son in law would have. He ended the toast with, “But Son in Law proved me wrong. Son in Law taught me that some negroes are okay.” Then there was a lot of kissing and clapping from the Bride and her family.

It was sooooo fucking awful. The Groom’s family was mostly silent, except for the father of the groom who was angrily mumbling “Negro?!” for the rest of the night.

2. No words

Bride was shitfaced and climbed under the head table and proceeded to suck her new hubbies dick. Later that night she passed out in between the elevator and lobby…her tits had popped completely out of her vomit covered dress. At the end of the night the groom had to open envelopes from wedding gifts to scrape together the money to pay the limo driver. My date and I went up to his groomsmen’s hotel room where we saw the groom and his friends shooting heroin while his wife lay naked on the bed completely out cold. It was quite an event.

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    Very funny!

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