29 People Reveal Their “Neighbors From Hell” Stories That Will Make You Sick

22. Creep decides to run a creepy halfway house, is still a goddamn creep

Here we go. I had the neighbor from hell. We’ve had the cops called for noise complaints by this guy over 30 times, he would call the cops when there was no one home saying we were too loud. But that’s just the beginning.

This guy decides he wants to run a halfway house. He has church groups dump thousands of dollars into his house. Like there’s an Extreme Makeover amount of people fixing his house up for free. Granite countertops, new appliances, everything. Keep in mind this is for a halfway house in the middle of a nice residential area. He’s got the old hos there. Like 4 prostitutes straight off the streets are living right next to me with the only supervision coming from a crazy man who I presume is gathering members for a cult. No lie.

We’d see these ladies wandering around the streets (probably out of habit) and just doing nothing all day. It gets to the point where I have to start going to city zoning meetings trying to get this shit put to a stop. So there’s about 30 people there the night he comes around to give his speech and basically ask permission for his halfway house to be legit. It doesn’t go well. Everyone there starts interrogating him. Some real 4th degree shit.

After all that nothing changes. There’s newspaper stories. The whole works. One newspaper story described the halfway house. Presumably so disgruntled pimps had a lead to where their employees were. The problem with that is my house meets the description better than his does. So now I’m just waiting for someone to show up to get their bitches back and I ain’t got no bitches to give em! So the dust settles in this whole ordeal and we still get noise complaints all the time. He’s still sketchy as shit and there’s still other people living there. I still think it’s a cult. But who knows.

I should have also clarified This guy was in no way trying to help these women. That’d be a different scenario. This ordeal lasted at least 2 years from the zoning meeting to the news articles. I didn’t elaborate on much of his background because I was already typing so much. The guy ran 3 businesses that were all shut down by authorities in 3 different states. He had been to prison over 4 times for drug trafficking and various fraud charges. The whole community knew this was a cover up for something (most likely a human trafficking operation). I know that’s a big detail to leave out but yeah. Sorry I guess.

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