1. Oh man this one is bad
“Are you a single mom?”
“No.”
“Would you like to be?”
2. Oh this one is worse
I run faster horny than you do afraid.
3. God, that comic was bad
You make eye contact from across the bar and give her the “come here” motion with your index finger. When she comes over, tell her, “If I could get you to come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten.”
4. I’m shaking my head right now
After staring at the girl’s crotch until she asks you what the fuck you’re doing:
“Are you going to eat that?”
5. Oh my God this is terrible
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
6. Robin Williams said this
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
7. Oh my goodness
I see you like fitness, how about fitness dick in your mouth?
8. Okay, this one is funny
“Hey girl, you dropped something.”
“What?”
“Your standards.
9. Why are you guys even reading this
I’m no weather man, but I can tell you you’re in for more than a few inches tonight.
10. This is the worst pickup line ever
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
11. Jesus, this one is bad
Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
12. This one is bad too
I wish you were my big toe…
…So I could bang you on my coffee table.
13. Shakin’ my head
Hey girl, you ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?
14. Jesus. Christ. Wow.
“Is your dad in jail?”
“No, why?”
“Really? I’d be in jail if I was your father…”
15. What the hell
Hey girl, you wanna go halfsies on a baby?
16. Try this one
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
17. Sounded like a Rick Roll, but you know
Baby, are you feeling down ’cause I can feel you up.
18. What is wrong with you
Walk up behind a woman sitting at the bar and ask her:
“Can I push in your stool?”
19. This one is worse
Show me your genitals.
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20. God this one sucks
How would you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?
21. Ugh, every time
22. Uhhh…
I hope you like peppers because I’m going to be jalapeño ass tonight girl.
