“Are you a single mom?”
“Would you like to be?”
I run faster horny than you do afraid.
You make eye contact from across the bar and give her the “come here” motion with your index finger. When she comes over, tell her, “If I could get you to come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten.”
After staring at the girl’s crotch until she asks you what the fuck you’re doing:
“Are you going to eat that?”
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
I see you like fitness, how about fitness dick in your mouth?
“Hey girl, you dropped something.”
I’m no weather man, but I can tell you you’re in for more than a few inches tonight.
Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
I wish you were my big toe…
…So I could bang you on my coffee table.
13. Shakin’ my head
Hey girl, you ever had your belly button tickled from the inside?
“Is your dad in jail?”
“Really? I’d be in jail if I was your father…”
15. What the hell
Hey girl, you wanna go halfsies on a baby?
16. Try this one
Nice shoes, want to fuck?
Baby, are you feeling down ’cause I can feel you up.
Walk up behind a woman sitting at the bar and ask her:
“Can I push in your stool?”
Show me your genitals.
How would you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?
21. Ugh, every time
I hope you like peppers because I’m going to be jalapeño ass tonight girl.