29 Men Reveal The Most Un-Manliest Thing They Do In Private

We guys are built tough. We’re hardy and super strong. We have dirt in our fingers, oil in on our hands, and mud on our shoes. But we take care of ourselves. Mani/pedi, oh thank you, more please! Tea and scones? Please, join me in entering the private world of men. Found here.

1. “Textiles engineering”

I sew. I think it is helpful for spatial reasoning, attention to detail, and creativity. It is basically construction out of a very thin, flexible material that requires the builder to create the object inside-out.

2. Always Be Moisturizing

I moisturize my face, that shit is gonna pay off in a few years.

3. Fuckin’ soothing

Bubble-baths. I don’t take baths much but if I do you best believe there’s gonna be bubbles galore in that bath.

4. Fuckin’ love ’em

When I see a puppy my voice gets ridiculously high pitched. I FUCKIN LOVE puppys!

5. Hustler as storytime

Work at a library. 95% of my co workers are women. I am going to a filming on Tuesday of our local channel’s televised book club which will essentially be me (a 25 year old dude) discussing said book with a dozen probably older women. I’m fine with that. I find library patrons are often appreciative of a male influence especially when it comes to teen programming and storytimes for kids.

6. Mmm… Boobs…

I like being the little spoon. There’s just something about the way that boobs push into your back that’s quite pleasant.

7. It’s. So. Hard.

I can’t ever decide on what to wear everyday.

8. We need 69 pounds of meat. STAT

Grocery shopping is actually something I like to do. It breaks up the monotony of the work week.

9. Oh My GOOOOOOOOOD YES

I love fuzzy socks, fuzzy blankets, fuzzy anything.

10. “Bitches, they be love the dancin”

I dance (street, ballroom, latin, hip hop, break, all sorts). People always laugh and try to tease me about it, as if it’s not totally fucking awesome.

11. NO PIE FOR YOU

I just donned a pink apron with strawberries on it to help my girlfriend make a pie.

Her family razzed me about it… but hey, no pie for them.

12. Who doesn’t?

I tweeze my eyebrows.

13. Brightens up anything

Buy myself flowers. It cheers up the room.

14. #Hardcore

Bake and listen to Adele. Sometimes at the same time, motherfucker.

15. Me too

I fucking love shoes.

16. What are you doing?

I will often pull a door open, and as it swings out in one direction, I spin in the other direction. Then I walk through before it shuts. What the fuck am I doing?

17. It’s comforting

I still sleep with a teddy bear, I got when I was 4.

I’m 30 now. I hope to give it to my daughter when she is born/old enough.

18. Let’s get down to business…

I like to belt Disney ballads in my car most any time I’m driving. I also cry when singing some songs. I’m a very music-oriented person.

19. They’re really, really, really hot, okay???

I unashamedly watch Project Runway… errr.. because there are hot models.

20. Haha, okay dude

I sop up the grease on my pizza with a napkin.

21. Such a lifesaver

I still save worms that are stuck on sidewalks and streets after a rainstorm. I just dont want to see the little guys die like that!

22. Cute toes

I let my girlfriend paint my toenails in the winter when she’s bored.

23. Shh, no one must know

I have Single Ladies on my iPod.

24. They taste good

I drink girly drinks, an Amaretto Sour for example. I am not ashamed.

25. Lifehack #1

Sit down while peeing.

Fuck the haters.

26. I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay

I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin’ And have buttered scones for tea.

27. I fuckin’ love lighting them

I buy and light scented candles all the time. I fucking love candles.

28. EWIE

Make my wife squish spiders.

29. Fuck yeah, you’re doing it right

Held my wife’s hand in Home Depot today. In the power tool aisle. Felt awesome about it. TC mark

featured image – Flickr / saintbob

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