28 People Reveal The Most Humiliating Thing Their Parents Caught Them Doing

20. I got caught by my own carelessness

This is a good one. One evening when my parents were out, i cracked my fathers ‘toy-box’. A locked cupboard beside the bed where he kept his porn and all the toys he used/uses with my mother (don’t even ask. It took me years to process this discovery!). Dildos, vibrators, pumps for varying bodyparts, anal plugs…anything! And of course the porn, which I was after.

So, when I was around 14-15 I used to open this cupboard, on a pretty regular basis, by taking off the whole upper part with various tools to avoid the front lock. My father never had a clue because I was very thorough in leaving no trace of evidence. To get to the porn underneath i had to go through the toys, so i placed them very careful on my parents bed (!) in the order i got them out so i could put them back as they were. I got to the magazines eventually (carefully passing the polaroids my parents took of themselves when they were in their 20s). Immediate deal breaker once you catch a glimpse of your mom sucking cock!) and started exercising my beloved craft. In my own room of course.

When I was done my cat was waiting for me with the usual ‘Mow-mow-food-food-let-me-out-into-the-garden’ routine. I did her bidding like a good can-opener, and distracted by this, noticed it was already time for the Simpsons. I carelessly started watching TV, completely forgetting the state i left my parents bedroom in.

An hour later my parents came home. I was still watching TV when I heard my father screaming ‘What. The. Fuck!’ from upstairs. That was the moment it dawned on me:

All my parents dildos, vibrators, beads, photographs and tons of magazines! All accurately sorted out on their bedsheets next to the opened ‘safe’!

My mom went to see what was going on and came back laughing her ass off! I didn’t see my father that evening and I didn’t look him into the eyes the rest of the week. My mother actually offered me to ask for ‘things’ if I was ever in ‘need’ again. To this day she thinks I was using her dildos and I can’t bring myself to clear this up with my parents. So my mother might take the idea into the grave with her that her son (yes I’m male, think I should’ve mentioned this earlier) used her toys for masturbation. – K__a__M__I

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