21. ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod

Walked into a basketball gym for my brothers game when I was about 3 or 4. We were among the 10 or so white people in a crowd of about 100. Upon seeing all of the African Americans, I proceeded to shout, “MOM! LOOK AT ALL THE MICHAEL JORDANS!!” We left very quickly. – superoriginalusernam

22. Uh, I’m just looking at stuff

When I was about 7-8 I was extremely afraid of public restrooms and really had to poop at the grocery store. I decided to sit down to relax my stomach until we got home but in doing so I accidentally pooped. My sister walked into the aisle and asked what I was doing and I said “looking at stuff.” On the ride home, my Dad asked if I farted so I said “Uhhh, yep” and everyone thought it was gross. By the time we got home, everyone had figured it out and I was really embarrassed. – YourBestFriendStu

23. Don’t juuuudgeee meeeeeee

When I was around 6 or 7, I thought any type of money was a lot. Of course when you’re a kid you think even one dollar is like you’ve won the lottery. Well one day I was at the mall with my mom and aunt and my aunt thought it might be funny to test this money theory she had. I went off with her to go shopping while my mom did her own shopping. My evil aunt offered me a crisp 1 dollar bill to take off my shirt and pants and run around the mall with a pair of underpants she had bought me on my head screaming “Don’t judge me” as I ran. About ten minutes into this, I was captured by the mall cops and they called in my mom to their office. Somehow she hadn’t seen me running around but when she stepped through that door to find her 6/7 year old son in his underpants with another pair on his head she was completely shocked. – SkeithXEpitaph