29 College Graduates Describe Their Roommate Horror Story

3. chillybomb

My roommate freshman year got completely hammered, came back to the room around 1 in the morning, and accused me of stealing the pudding in her fridge that she had ate an hour before she went out. She waited until I fell asleep and then stabbed me in the arm with one of those clicky pencils…I had to go to the hospital to get it cleaned/stitched. She got kicked out.

4. TheMadStork

Walked in on him — room full of lit candles — masturbating furiously on bed covered in rose petals.

Apparently, some girl was supposed to come over and she did not show. The image still haunts my dreams.

5. throwawayacct__123

I woke up once to my roommate having a wet dream. He woke up shortly after. We briefly made eye contact, he quickly got dressed, went to class, and we never spoke of it again.

6. dfredi

My roommate was a jersey guido. Told me over FB that he’d bring a “sick speaker system.”

He only brought a subwoofer.

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