I got along pretty well with my freshman roommate, but we were both really competitive and had a long standing rivalry of who was the “champion of the room”. Fast forward to the end of the year, I decided I needed to prove that I was the champion once and for all, so I went online and bought a trophy declaring myself champion of the room. I told my roommate that I was definitively the champion and he would soon find out why. He didn’t believe me at first, but I could tell he was getting nervous. The day the trophy came, I quietly picked it up from the mail room and left it on his desk while he was at class. He didn’t talk to me for about 3 days. A week or so later, he got pissed at me for something I can’t remember and decided he had to get back at me. Since he was a buffoon, he did what he knew best, and took a shit in my trophy. I made him wash it out with his bare hands. I still have the trophy today, and I am still the champion.
My roommate freshman year started to get really depressed as the first semester wore on and as the second semester began. She never left the dorm, was often still in bed when I got back from class, and, while all of that made me feel really bad for her (she eventually left to get her shit together), I could not overlook, well over-smell, one thing:
She rarely showered since she rarely got out of bed, and when it was her time of the month, well, you could smell the period blood from her side of the room. It was revolting.
I lived eith this ultra Christian bitch who thought everything I did, listened to was demonic. she would tell my other roommates about this. then she would lock our door to change in the evening and once a week or more she would “forget” to unlock it and I’d have to sleep on the couch with none of my stuff.
We each (4 of us) had a shelf in the pantry for our food. on her shelf was pills and protein shake mix. I NEVER saw her eat.
She would also walk around the house and talk in a creepy childish voice and rub her belly and say, “My baby is pregnant y’all.”
Hated that bitch.