ENTP: The troublemaker child who was constantly pushing the teacher’s boundaries to see which rules could be bent.
INTJ: The reserved child who occasionally blurted out something so intelligent that their parents and teachers felt genuinely intimidated.
ENTJ: The child who ruled the playground through a mixture of intimidation and sophisticated political tactics.
INTP: The spacey child who accidentally walked into things a lot because he/she was busy wondering whether Martians were capable of understanding human language.
ESTJ: The schoolyard bully, who genuinely thought he was doing everyone a favor by telling them what was wrong with them.
ISFJ: The sweet, well-mannered child whom all the other parents kind of wished was their child.
ISTP: The child whose LEGO skills were matched only by educated architects.
INFJ: The ‘old soul’ child who acted like more of an adult than their parents.
ISTJ: The obedient child who took their chores and corresponding allowance more seriously than most adults take their full-time jobs.
INFP: The people-pleasing child who consistently put on a happy face at school, then came home and cried about something a classmate said to them six hours before.
ESTP: The daredevil child who got themselves banned from most of the playground equipment by second grade.
ENFJ: The child whom everyone in their class referred to as their best friend.
ESFP: The class clown who considered no stunt too dangerous if it would temporarily earn them the spotlight.
ISFP: The easy-going child who always volunteered to go along with whatever game or activity would make their friends the happiest.
ENFP: The wildly imaginative child who had ten thousand different answers to the question “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
ESFJ: The popular child who dictated the rules of the playground by selectively handing out friendship necklaces.