1. Hello my dearie.
2. You’ve come back to me.
3. I’ve missed you.
4. Your sweet, savoriness.
5. That rubbery texture when I bite into you.
6. Cafeteria meat? Yes please.
7. But I mean it in the best way possible.
8. Why aren’t you around more often?
9. You can’t keep doing this to us.
10. Don’t you know you mean a lot to us?
11. You’re our childhood…
12. …in a bun…
13. …and that unforgettable rib-shaped processed meat.
14. I hope I didn’t offend you.
15. I’m just really frustrated.
16. You know why.
17. Don’t leave us again.
18. Like seriously.