18 Examples Of Things My Girlfriend Is Not Allowed To Do

I stumbled onto a Twitter that purports itself to be some sort of joke. The Tweets are from the POV of a very insecure man who does not trust his girlfriend. The Tweets, as they say, are left to the wolves.

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