This Guy Walked In On His Girlfriend Having Sex With His Roommate

Shutterstock / Oleg Golovnev
Shutterstock / Oleg Golovnev

Holy shit. Imagine coming home to this: Your girlfriend of seven years and your roommate on the couch, having sex. You heard her moaning, and you, thinking she was masturbating, thought nothing of it, until you saw… this.

My last class of the day was cancelled, so I decided to come home and surprise my girlfriend. I went to the store and grabbed everything to make her favorite meal (lasagna). I was carrying the bags up the stairs and put them down in front of the door to fish my keys out of my pocket and then I heard my girlfriend moaning.

I thought that she was “taking care of herself” because I know that she likes to do that sometimes when I’m not around, so I didn’t have a sudden “ah-ha” moment or anything. I walked in and there were her and my roommate on the couch.

I opened the door and kind of just froze when I saw it. She looked up and me and he turned around and saw it was me, and I just saw red. As much as I wanted to, I didn’t kick his ass. I just dropped the bags and walked away.

As I was getting into my car, they both came running out and yelling at me to stop, but I just floored it and got out of there as quickly as I could. I called my best friend and talked to him about it. He offered to come kick his ass, I told him no. I didn’t want him to get in trouble from it.

I even had the engagement ring that I planned to use to propose to her this summer when we went on vacation. It’s in my safe that I keep in the closet, so I know that she doesn’t know about it. But I planned to spend the REST OF MY LIFE WITH HER! Why didn’t I see this coming?

My last class was supposed to start at 12, but since it was cancelled, I was home by 12.30. So it’s been 4+ hours. My phone has been blowing up from both of them, I haven’t looked at any of the messages or answered any of the calls.

I called my bank and made sure that she wasn’t on any of my accounts for anything. I’m going to go back later tonight and pack up all of her stuff and drop it off at her place tomorrow. Then I’ll probably take a bag of clothes to my friend’s house and stay there until school ends (3 weeks).

What do I do next?

Seriously, folks. What should this Redditor do? Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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