Okay, okay, some of you will click on this and say, “OH MY GOD, THIS IS DISGUSTING!” And yes, I see where you’re coming from, but hear me out — this is unusually satisfying, isn’t it?

Imagine being the surgeon and pulling out the fatty deposits like a drawstring. That’s some satisfaction. Not so much for the patient.

Don’t let yourself get this way. I won’t preach to you or anything, but let this be a lesson learned, okay?