You won’t believe the pizza they serve wherever Redditor u/PeidaNaFarofa hails from. (UPDATE: It appears that these terrifying pizza pies come from a pizza place in Brazil.) You can find more shitty food photos like this on r/ShittyFoodPorn.
1. Fries Pizza? Okay, this isn’t so bad, right?
2. WRONG. Because here’s a M&Ms And Strawberries Pizza to ruin your tastebuds.
3. Still not done yet. Marshmallow Pizza will kill your appetite.
4. I can’t even think of anything nice to say about this Fruit Salad Pizza.
5. Okay, so like, pizza and milk, I can get on board with, but honestly, Strawberries And A Can Of Condensed Milk Pizza? Go. To. Hell.
6. Canned Peach Pizza is banned here in the United States.
7. Even children won’t eat this Candy Pizza.
8. This is just in time for the holidays, but honestly, no one will want to taste this Easter Egg Pizza.
9. But if you truly love chocolate, here’s a fancier option: Ferrero Rocher Pizza.
10. Or if you don’t care about anything in life: Block Of Chocolate Pizza.
11. If you want to go lower than you’ve ever gone before: Block Of Mozzarella Pizza.
12. Or you want a taste of the tropics and pineapple just doesn’t cut it for you: Papaya Pizza.
13. Or this almost-Dominos Pizza concoction: Unpeeled Banana Pizza.
14. Or a refreshing slice of Watermelon Pizza!
15. On a diet? Try some of this spectacular Lettuce Pizza.
16. I don’t even know what this is: Palmetto Pizza.
17. Or this: Panettone Pizza.
18. These two go together well, but I’m not so sure about baking them in together: Coca Cola Pizza.
19. If you eat this Chocolate Powder And Milk Pizza, you are the devil incarnate.
20. But all is forgiven with this Jug Of Cheap Wine Pizza.
21. A weird combination, but I’ll take it: Vodka And Coconut Pizza.
22. You won’t be able to look pizza in the eyes after this one: Rice, Beans And Spaghetti Pizza. (Watermelon For Scale.)
23. This one is meant for frat boys: Cheap Beer Pizza.