So you’ve just been through a shitty break-up, and it’s time to brew those tears into a potion to curse your enemies. What better than a couple voodoo enhancing songs to help your poison along?
1. This Is Gospel—Panic! At The Disco
Because truth be told, I never was yours. Time to rock your way out of that relationship and to the nearest bar to show off that hot ass bod where someone will appreciate it.
2. 365 Days—ZZ Ward
Who doesn’t want to break all their exes shit?? Plus, dude she fuckin’ told ya not to fuck with her MONTHS AGO.
3. Cheated—Mike Posner
You always suspected you could do better, now you know for a fact you coulda done better. Bonus points if your ex is named Caroline Stevens.
There’s nothing more satisfying than the liver of a douchey ex on a platter. Eat your heart out, honey.
5. Cold Hard Bitch—JET
Hell no, I ain’t gonna be your girl, I’m a boss ass bitch and you’re a nobody.
6. Dark Horse—Katy Perry Feat. Juice J
Because the last dude who fucked with Aphrodite ended up permanently disabled for the rest of his life.
7. My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up)—Fall Out Boy
Burn everything he loves. Then burn the ashes. Need I say more?
8. Men Are All The Same—The Used
He’ll never make it alone, which is exactly what you want.
9. I Love It—Icona Pop
Kill that switch and kick his shit down the stairs. Don’t forget to fist bump-jump a little while doing it.
10. Roar—Katy Perry (Again I know)
Sweetheart, it’s time to get up and Roar. Do you, and remember that you’re fucking awesome.