Gina Clingan
I’m trying.
When I Look At You, I’m Home
Call me crazy, but I swear, I can’t help but see the entirety of my childhood reflected in your face. When I look at you, I can’t help but feel a little homesick.
Thank You For Being My Safe Haven
Thank you for keeping me from drifting away from myself, or drowning in anyone else’s expectations.
Imagine Living In A Country Where A Man’s Orgasm Is More Valuable Than Your Own Life
What you are telling me is that his few moments of pleasure are worthy of my entire lifetime of trauma.
What They Don’t Tell You About Breaking Up With Him
Just like that, everything will be so much better.
A List Of Things You Shouldn’t Have to Ask for In A Relationship
You shouldn’t have to beg your partner to take you out once in a while.
12 Signs He Likes You But Is Too Chickenshit To Do Anything About It
He talks to you about all of his stalkers or the people who hit on him throughout the day.
I Told My Manager Not to Put Out The Christmas Decorations Before Halloween, But He Wouldn’t Listen And Now People Are Dying
I heard the evilest laughter coming from the Santa behind me.
35 Horrific Facts About Jeffrey Dahmer, The Milwaukee Cannibal Who Kept Body Parts In His Fridge
Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer was born May 21st, 1960, confirming yet again, that Geminis are some scary motherfuckers.