10 Signs You’re Addicted To Candy Crush

1. You make your way to the bathroom…hourly.

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2. You dream in Candy Crush Land. And you don’t want to wake up.

A Christmas Story

3. You have a balance on your iTunes for the first time in your life.

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4. As much as you love your significant other…

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5. You find others who worship it just as much as you do. There are no words. Just understanding. Perhaps a casual nod to one another.


6. You have invested in a portable battery charger. Because YOU CAN’T RUN OUT OF BATTERY LIFE. NOT AT THIS VERY…dammit.

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7. What are Angry Birds?

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8. You used to get upset when people would invite you to play via Facebook. Now, you realize it’s an exquisite invitation to a fantastical land.


9. Waiting for a ‘life’, is the most excruciating 35 minutes ever experienced.

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10. It’s actually crack. There’s just no evidence yet.

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    Funny post! We’re totally addicted to this app!

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