By pretending this is all perfectly sane, you are enabling these poor bastards to mutilate themselves.
He called the people who attacked him “savages” and compared them to animals. He made it clear these racists had surrounded him solely because he was black.
If you see a guy in London who is really well dressed and overly polite, he is a murderer.
The whole thing is based on 5 Seconds of Summer’s hit song “She Looks So Perfect,” which contains the lines, “You look so perfect standing there in my American Apparel underwear.”
Smokers are in a constant state of denial.
Family members are horrible at picking out gifts for Father’s Day.
The main group obsessed with your dick when you’re an above-average white man is white men. My GAWD, do they ever give a shit about your genitalia.
DO NOT WATCH SAVING PRIVATE RYAN STONED!
I wrote an article called “Short Hair Is Rape,” and the idiot community went nuts.
If you’re going to play with the big boys, you have to play by big-boy rules.