Look, I like Spike but why are the show’s writers acting like he’s the only character everyone cares about?
If your child has ever used a computer without you around, they have seen a vagina. Sorry?
Do you need a little kick in the pants to motivate you to keep going? Let Kid President give you a speech for the ages.
‘The Imposter’ is about a missing San Antonio boy named Nicholas Barclay, who was supposedly taken off the street after a basketball game in 1994, when he was 11 years old.
Blow dry your body with a blow dryer.
Worlds collide with a photo of Amy Poehler on Liz’s wall. (“If she’s Amy Poehler, then who am I?” Ha!)
It’s like a sick version of ‘Daria’ or ‘Mean Girls’ or ‘Gossip Girl.’
The best way to deal with rejection is to realize that it’s universal and not a decision by the universe that you are unlovable and undeserving of love.
They make fun of your clothing choices. Like, you get dressed, meet up with them and they say, “Oh man, is that what you’re wearing?” Yes. Because I am out of the house and outside this bar with you. So yeah, it’s what I’m wearing. Thanks for the self-consciousness.
Would an athiest president be sworn in on a stack of Marvel comics?