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Zodiacs Ranked From Extremely Kinky To Vanilla AF

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Zodiacs Ranked From Extremely Kinky To Vanilla AF
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1. Aries

Aries is Christian Grey of the zodiac. They are adventurous, impulsive and edgy. Aries love BDSM because it allows them to completely be in control and be totally helpless. Aries want to mark their ownership of you and they expect you to do just the same. Aries are up for anything that would make them feel the most alive. To Aries, it’s all about the rush, the thrill and the prize.

2. Gemini

Gemini is the calculated kind of kinky. Geminis work for the result. They start with dirty sexts and maybe some steamy pictures.There’s no doubt that Geminis are the best at foreplay. They tease a lot, but their performance delivers. Geminis add food and sex toys into their own game because it’s the best way to build tension in the bedroom. To Geminis, it’s all about creativity.

3. Capricorn

Capricorn is the kink diva. Capricorns embrace their sexuality and what makes them effortlessly sexy. They charm their way to getting the other person to try their crazy ideas. Only God knows what Capricorns are up to in the bedroom.

4. Cancer

Cancer is the aggressive kind of kinky.When it comes to Cancers, you gotta watch out! They go rough on you
and leave you sore for days. Cancers might be lovey dovey outside the bedroom, but once it’s just the two of you, they become animalistic. To Cancers, it’s all about the element of danger.

5. Virgo

Virgo is the low-key kinky of the zodiac. They put on a good show being cute and all. But, in fact, they are dirty and a little nasty in the bedroom. Virgos are secretly dying to be in a threesome. They want to be involved in things that are against the rules. To Virgos, it’s all about exploring.

6. Sagittarius

Sagittarius is the porn wanna be kinky. Sagittarius wish before they die is to make a sex tape. They like to feel slutty, and they like to celebrate it the best way they know how. To Sagittarius, it’s all about casting out what’s already out there.

7. Scorpio

Scorpio is the typical kinky. Scorpios straight-up love anal. They would do it anytime of the day, maybe twice if they can. To Scorpios, that’s their ultimate turn on and nothing can ever compete with that.

8. Pisces

Pisces is the spicy kinky. Pisces always keep their sex life interesting and exciting. They like to do some minor kink tricks like lingerie and some magic mike action. To Pisces, it’s all about effort.

9. Aquarius

Aquarius is free spirited af. Aquarius like dirty, natural sex. They love doing it in public and they are not shy about being loud. They don’t like to use protection because they want to lose themselves in the act. To Aquarius, it’s all about vulnerability.

10. Leo

Leo is cuddly af. Leos are all over you in the bedroom. They shower you with kisses, hugs and sweet compliments. They sleep with you then make you breakfast afterwards. To Leos, it’s all about you.

11. Libra

Libra is romantic af. Libras make your pleasure their number one priority. They always go downtown on you, squeeze your hand and kiss your forehead. They make your heart melt. And they intensely lock eyes with you until you scream their name. To Libras, it’s all about devoting themselves for you.

12. Taurus

Taurus is boring af. It is beyond easy to make a Taurus satisfied in bed. Taurus love quickies. They don’t mind lazy sex, drunk sex, or once a week kind of sex. To Taurus, it’s all about getting the deed done. TC mark 

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