7. Hate the girl that ~you think~ is dating him because you feel some sort of tension between them.
You did not wake up with me. You did not choose me. There is no more you and me.
Just the thought of him being sort of fatherly made me think of our brown-skinned/red-haired/half American–half Argentinean/non-conceived/imaginary babies.
The loves of my life are Jason Schwartzman, Jason Segel and Jason Sudeikis. All three Jasons. All three talented individuals.
It’s imperative for an ellipses to occur in the service to accomplish a total renovation of this establishment, before the damages (which have gone as deep as the foundations) are completely irreversible.