27 Things I Feel More Like Than “A Room Without A Roof”

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1. Like a freezer without burritos

2. Like a cake without Funfetti frosting

3. Like a head without a face

4. Like a pool without water

5. Like a tree without some roots

6. Like a day without iced coffee

7. Like a leg without a foot

8. Like a fish without his gills

9. Like an alien without those huge eyes

10. Like a reindeer without a red nose

11. Like a dog without human clothes

12. Like a kid without a jump rope

13. Like a hedgehog without a flying fox

14. Like a trampoline without a kid about to break his arm

15. Like a Don Draper without a drink

16. Like a Ninja Turtle without a pizza

17. Like a city without public transportation

18. Like a Monica without a Chandler

19. Like a Garfunkel without a Simon

20. Like a river without a bridge

21. Like a Starbucks without a bathroom

22. Like a mall without a Target

23. Like a fridge without a magnet

24. Like an Earth without a moon

25. Like a Cinderella without any helpful mice

26. Like a deer without those antlers

27. Like a beach without dead jellyfish TC Mark

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