A man who was a 3 hour hike in the bush…sitting on a stump in a tuxedo, with an axe in hand, and no camping gear in sight.
April Ludgate. On this entire planet, there is truly no other person who is like you. You forge your own unique path, and you wouldn’t have it any other way. People are drawn to you because you’re fearless about being who you are, no matter how unconventional it is. You think nothing is lamer than people who do the same thing everyone else is doing.
Aries are one of the worst signs to make a long term commitment to because they always put themselves first and have a fickle nature — a terrible combination for someone you’re planning to invest a ton of time and energy into.
Come to think of it, Capricorns would make pretty good serial killers…
At first you assumed they were shy or had been hurt in previous relationships.
You can get them to do literally anything by making it a challenge.
Aries are always attracting grown-ass man babies.
When you high-five him, he wraps his hand around yours.
Aries: He never viewed you as an equal partner, just someone whose love slowed him down.