‘I know someone I can set you up with.’ We’re so sure that you think we’re a perfect match for your cousin’s wife’s best friend’s brother, but unless we’re asking to be set up, maybe just…don’t.
My best guy friend and I have had the most platonic friendship imaginable since we met many years ago. When I was first introduced to him I found him to be one of the most annoying people I’d ever met.
Many of us get so mired into our routine as a single woman, that we don’t even begin to try to break the mold. Then we’re out one night with our couple friends and get a rude awakening of how single we really are
Sometimes I’ll cry about worthy things, but a lot of times I’ll cry because I chipped a nail three days after getting a manicure. It depends on a lot of circumstances. Am I dramatic? Absolutely. Do I get a pass because I’m a girl and being dramatic is in my nature? Absolutely.
I love eating and not exercising. I mean, I know for my heart, butt and upper arms I’m doing my body dirty by neglecting to diet, but my mind is just so happy when I’m indulging in anything I want in whatever quantities I want.
Maybe I will die…of apathy, if you keep telling me this dull thing about this dull person I don’t know.
If you’re a heavy drinker like me, having a cliché hangover is actually quite simple! Just follow these 8 steps, and repeat the cycle as often as you’d like.
No matter where I go, people find a need to tell me information about their personal lives, or provide unwarranted criticisms of mine. It’s what I’d like to call my curse.
HER: I’ll be happy if Emma Stone wins tonight. She is lovely.
HIM: Emma Stone has a gigantic head.
