43 People Share The Most Hilariously Dumb Things They’ve Ever Heard Someone Else Say

37.

“‘I am having trouble finding a doctor to sign off on my children’s immunization record without actually giving them the vaccines.’

Well, maybe not actually dumb, but shocking.”

2_Sheds_Jackson

38.

“One time a girl in my religious studies class questioned how the Nile River could flow north.

…because that’d be up!”

TroyMcClor

39.

“The moon is closer to us than Florida because I can see the moon but not Florida.”

8th grade.

NewYorkMets

40.

Her: “The government has never created a single job!”

Later on, me: “How’s your new job going?”

Her: “Oh it’s great, we just got a real big government contract so that is keeping us busy.”

Slickrick298

41.

“‘I’m sick of the police pulling me over for not wearing a seat belt.’

My brother, ladies and gentlemen!”

arsonist_in_flames

42.

Dumb Friend: “Yeah, so I have herpes, but it’s okay. They’re the good herpes.”

Me: “You mean the coldsore herpes, right?”

Dumb Friend: “No, genital. But they’re the good genital herpes.”

HOW ARE THERE GOOD GENITAL HERPES!?!?!?!?

Superprattual

43. 

“‘Does this escalator go up or down?’ While she was standing at the top of it.

Normally speaking, that would be bad enough. But it was late at night, and the mall was closed, and the escalator was off. Lady, that escalator is now stairs.”

Tinydingo TC mark

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