43 People Share The Most Hilariously Dumb Things They’ve Ever Heard Someone Else Say

31.

“In history class, talking about the American Civil war.

Student: ‘Why did it take so long to get places? Why didn’t they just drive?’

Teacher: ‘…Cars didn’t exist yet.’

Student: ‘Oh… then why didn’t they take a bus?'”

mrdominoe

32.

“We were taking a quiz for fun in one of the less important classes in high school and one girl thought man landed on the moon in 1776. Her defense was ‘I knew that date was for something.'”

Jack_the_Dipper

33. 

“‘Yeah I’m smarter than Einstein. We all are now a days.’ -my friend’s 16- year-old stepson who’s flunking out of high school.”

Jack_Burton_Express

34.

“Oh my God! You just reminded me of a friend I had in high school. She was a seriously dumb bitch, but she was a decent friend. Our friendship died in 2007 after the Virginia Tech Massacre. She insisted that while he killed too many people, the shooter had every right to kill some people because he was bullied. Unlike the Columbine killers because ‘they at least had friends.’ Then she said that if she were him, she would’ve killed a bunch of people too. Not as many as him, of course, just the popular ones. I had repressed that.”

tacomalvado

35.

“A girl at my school once said that she doesn’t understand why lions don’t just take over the world seeing as they can kill humans… She was 15 years old.”

CaptainBinned

36.

Teacher: “Polar bears are examples of apex predators, because they aren’t prey for any other animal.”

Girl: “What about volcanoes?”

Teacher: “What?”

Girl: “Volcanoes eat polar bears.”

Teacher:”…wat.”

alltherobots

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