43 People Share The Most Hilariously Dumb Things They’ve Ever Heard Someone Else Say

25. 

“History class – Senior year of highs school – WWII unit:

Girl: ‘I know what he (Adolf Hitler) did was wrong… but wasn’t he technically right? The Bible says Christianity is the best race.’

No one made a noise for two minutes.”

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26.

“I had a man tell me that the government should print money and give it to people because ‘we need more money.’ When I explained that that would lead to inflation/hyperinflation and higher prices he said ‘well then they can print more money so people can afford the higher prices’…..I gave up.”

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27.

“I’m from Cali and after high school I was moving to New Mexico for college and when some people asked me where I was going, I would tell them New Mexico and several of them would say something stupid like ‘Why are you moving to Mexico??’ I thought they were joking at first but turns out after ~12+ years of school, they’ve never heard of a New Mexico state.”

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28.

“In biology class…’Is history real?’

Teacher: ?

Girl: ‘I mean, all this stuff. You’re telling us about it, but is it real? Like did it really happen?’

Teacher: ‘Yes. History is real. It’s not a book someone wrote for fun. Biology is real. Cells are real.’

Girl: ‘But how…??’

Teacher just went back to teaching.”

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29.

“That sex is shoving testicles in the vagina.”

SmoothOldFashioned

30.

“‘Is Hitler still alive?’ I’m a German living in Australia…people ask me the dumbest shit ever.”

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