43 People Share The Most Hilariously Dumb Things They’ve Ever Heard Someone Else Say

18.

“Girl in my class: ‘Why weren’t the slaves paid?’

The whole class just turned around and just looked at her.”

moltendoge

19.

“Gas prices don’t affect me. I just put in $20 every time.”

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20.

“That the moon is bigger than the sun, because look, it’s bigger. And that when people tell him that the sun looks smaller because it is further away that ‘makes no damn sense.'”

Not_My_Real_SN

21.

“‘In Spain when they learn Spanish, do you reckon they still call the lesson English?’

I had no idea what to say. He must have thought I didn’t know either.”

harrymarkes

22.

“One of my friends was going to South America and my other friend said ‘we are already in South America.’

We live in South Carolina.”

VelcroFlamingo

23.

“There was a carpenter renovating the office next to ours. My boss went next door and yelled at him. ‘You should do this after hours! Do you like listening to hammering and sawing all day while you’re at work?!’

The carpenter said, ‘…Actually, yes, I do.'”

captainmagictrousers

24.

“The kid at my summer camp who randomly threw up in my class. Asked why his stomach was upset. ‘Well I was hungry, and I saw something on the floor. I thought it was a rock, so I tried to eat it.’ Stupid kid ate something off the floor without knowing what it was.”

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