43 People Share The Most Hilariously Dumb Things They’ve Ever Heard Someone Else Say

13.

“I heard this one recently. A guy said to me, ‘If a woman is being raped, why doesn’t she pull out her cell phone and call 911?’

He wasn’t being facetious at all.”

AgentLlama007

14.

“I once dyed the ends of my hair red and had a teacher tell me that I hadn’t thought it through because when my hair grows I’d have a band of red in the middle…”

liasugu

15.

“My former department manager told me knew that Obama knew he would lose the popular vote in 2012 so he invented the Electoral College.”

SenorCe

16.

Uncle: “Look at all the vultures flying up there (in the sky).”

Aunt: “There must be something dead up there.”

charlesvladmir

17.

“I remember in my seventh grade geography class we had to go around the room and pick a state to write a report on. First kid picked Africa, second kid picked Canada, third kid picked Mexico, then my teacher had to leave the room in a ragequit type of way.”

rocksjocksandsocks

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