7.
“8th grade US History class and we were talking about how the borders of the states were set up. This girl stands up and starts telling the teacher off for lying because ‘God made those lines in the ground that we see on the map and he chose which state was where.'”
8.
*Stares at wind turbines* “Oh… so that’s why it’s windy.”
9.
“The word ‘Effort’ starts with an A because of the famous line ‘you get an A for Effort.'”
10.
“I mentioned to someone that I was raising money to dig a well in Malawi. She said:
‘Why don’t we just send them faucets?’
Umm… because faucets don’t magically create water? The water still has to come from somewhere…”
11.
“I might get melanoma, but at least I won’t get skin cancer.”
12.
“This MIGHT be a stupid question, but did WW2 come before WW1?”
