7. Banana Peel
My great grandmother died by slipping on a banana peel, falling into the corner of a table, and puncturing her lung on it. People try really hard not to laugh when I tell them.
8. High Five
My brother died literally minutes after having sex with a girl. It wasn’t funny at the time, but he would’ve high fived himself.
9. Savage Irony
A guy in my hometown drowned while at work…as a lifeguard