Go ahead and get comfortable. Sexy times await…
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Erotic short story #128: A sailor fell overboard. He started to drown but then some mermaid gave him a handy and everything was fine. Nice.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) April 4, 2014
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Erotic short story #152: "One day she'll notice me," the doorman thought as the fox in 10b passed. Then she just whipped out a boob. Whoa!
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) June 19, 2014
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Erotic short story #150: "Merry Christmas, here's your pizza," Don said. "But I didn't order a pizza," the hot chick said. He got a handy.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) June 17, 2014
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Erotic shirt story #148: Nobody expected Don to get laid at the Natalie Merchant concert, especially Don. But then it happened. Nice.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) June 5, 2014
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Erotic short story #147: She liked spaghetti. He like spaghetti. Everyone knew it was just a matter of time before they got down to porking.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) June 5, 2014
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Erotic short story #143: A guy walked down a dark alley and a street gang stopped him only they were all hot chicks. He got nine handjobs.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) June 2, 2014
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Erotic short story #141: "We're out of gas and the next pump is 50 miles away," he said. "Guess again," she said. Then they boned. It ruled.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) May 31, 2014
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Erotic short story #130: "Come see me for your Christmas bonus," the sexy boss lady told Don. It turns out she meant sex! Unprofessional!
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) May 21, 2014
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Erotic short story #160: "We gotta get you outta those wet clothes," Tina told Don before throwing her drink in his face. Then they porked.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) August 7, 2014
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Erotic short story #125: For years, the peasant boy admired the princess. One day he just walked up and asked her to bone. She was into it.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) April 3, 2014
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Erotic short story #123: He loved bacon. She loved bacon. They ended up porking, which is kind of an ironic pun I guess. Anyway it was nice.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) April 2, 2014
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Erotic short story #118: He was a human. She was a cyborg. They weren't even from the same galaxy. He put it in anyway.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) April 2, 2014
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Erotic short story #117: "The plane is crashing!" Pam told the guy next to her. They boned only they hadn't even taken off yet. It was nuts.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) April 2, 2014
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Erotic short story #114: "I'll be done in a minute," the hotel maid said to Don. But it turned out that by "done" she meant "ready to bang"!
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) November 21, 2013
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Erotic short story #111: She was a goth. He was a juggalo. Somehow they made it work and eventually worked off the weight (by boning!).
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) November 12, 2013
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Erotic short story #107: A guy and this chick got kidnapped by this madman who was gonna turn them into zombies but they escaped and boned.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) October 27, 2013
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Erotic short story #95: "This is a stickup!" the hot lady thief said to Don. "I'll say," he said. He had a boner! They ended up doing it.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) October 9, 2013
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Erotic short story #92: "Welcome to the Bone Zone," the guard said to the superfox at the dinosaur skeleton exhibit. She fingered his butt.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) October 8, 2013
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Erotic short story #93: "I'm an alien but I have feelings too," the alien guy said. "Then feel this," the lady said, whipping out a boob.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) October 9, 2013
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Erotic short story #88: This big bear burst into the mountain man's cabin but then it turned out to be a naked chick in a bear suit. Nice.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) October 7, 2013
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Erotic short story #82: "What am I doing in a bathtub full of ice in Brazil?" Don wondered aloud. "Me!" this hot naked chick said. Shit.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 29, 2013
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Erotic short story #73: "No, milk the cow like this!" the lady said to the farmhand, only instead of grabbing the teat she grabbed his wang!
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 19, 2013
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Erotic short story #71: "Sorry, ma'am- no vacancies," the hotel guy said. "Really?" the lady asked, flashing a boob. "Oh, wait," he said.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 19, 2013
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Erotic short story #67: "Need a lift?" the hot lady trucker asked the hitchhiker. "Yes," he said. He got in and she was naked. Holy shit!
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 16, 2013
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Erotic short story #63: Every day the farm boy admired the fair maiden across the river. One day he just swam over and boned her. It ruled.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 13, 2013
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Erotic short story #64: This one guy shit his pants at Costco. Everyone was disgusted except for this one chick who was into it. They boned.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 14, 2013
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Erotic short story #60: "Open and say ahh," the sexy lady dentist said. The guy did and she put her boob in his mouth! He got a huge boner.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 10, 2013
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Erotic short story #55: "Does this look infected?" the guy said to the hot lady doctor while whipping it out. "Not yet," she said.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 9, 2013
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Erotic short story #53: "So, this is Belgium," the tourist lady said. "No, THIS is Belgium," this guy said and whipped it out. It was nuts.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 5, 2013
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Erotic short story #52: "A bomb!" this hot chick screamed. Then a guy diffused that shit and it was game on. They did it like nine times.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) September 5, 2013
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Erotic short story #50: "The plane is going down!" the pilot announced. Then everyone just porked in the aisles. I mean, why not?
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) August 30, 2013
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Erotic short story #46: This guy thought he was living alone on a desert island but turns out this chick lived there too. He fingered her.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) August 23, 2013
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Erotic short story #39: "Stop! Thief!" the lady said. "You're the thief- you stole my heart," the thief said. Then they totally did it.
— Dave Hill Burner Account (@EroticSSDH) August 19, 2013
