“My wife and I waited until marriage. I was actually my wife’s first kiss.
I expected to not last very long, but quite the opposite happened. Maybe it was the shock of the moment, but it took me a solid 20 minutes of thrusting to finally orgasm. I was on top of her for so long that I injured my shoulder. She had read some books and stretched the hymen before the wedding so there wasn’t any blood.
Honestly, I’m happy that we waited until marriage. She enjoys it much more than I thought she would, and I’m happy to not have anyone competing against me in her mind.”
“First thing we did? Counted the money given to us at the reception. We felt rich for like 24 hours.
Second? We tried to make a sexy time on the pile of cash (of course my idea). Didn’t really work. Got in the bath together and things were still rough. I asked her if she had lube. Nope. Guess who went to the corner store at 2:00 AM for some lube (and from my wife, “Ooh get some Pringles too!”)? After that we had successful sexy time.
BONUS: She got a UTI in Cancun a few days later while honeymooning. Good thing the meds are cheap and on every corner.”