Masturbate at least once a day
I wonder if anyone else tenses their teeth/jaw in a car while pretending that their car is jumping over the shadows of trees in the road
When I was younger, I’d pretend there was a little guy sliding along the power lines parallel to the road. It was kind of a Mario-ish game in my imagination.
Sitting up in bed creating fantasy worlds in your mind for the novels you will never write because you are not a good writer.
Hope someone tries to jump me or assault me, or even try break into my house while I’m there just so I can beat the ever living shit out of them. I don’t go out seeking fights but when I hear local reports about assaults or thefts, I always day dream about if it happened to me what would I do?
Edit: Feel like I should add to this with one of many stories where it turns out I changed my routine and missed out on potentially catching some criminals in the act, although I have tried to intervene a few fights, 2 v 1 fights are never cool and if I was the guy getting ganged up on I’d like to think some stranger would stick their neck out for me. So anyways I work at a personal training studio in town and cause I live out of town I told my boss how if I get drunk on a Saturday night I sometimes come into work and sleep in the office. One time I was going to sleep at work but I decided I’d sleep in my car instead. We got broken into that night. I was slightly disappointed even though who knows what would have happened.