5. Like A Cat

When I’m alone I want company, when I’m in company I just want to be alone.

Please tell me I’m not alone on this.

6. A True Lounger

Sitting in the shower… I can’t be the only one

7. He Swears He Flicks Them

Honestly… Pick my nose. I have a deviated septum and possibly swollen adnoids, and maybe I’m just gross, but I find that if I don’t go out of my way to pick my nose and clear out any blockages, that I have a very hard time breathing through my nose. I try to be subtle about it, usually doing it in the bathroom and then washing my hands, but sometimes I just get this big booger that I can’t breathe around, and I have to take care if it right then and there.

7. Pre-Emptive Life Planning

Meet someone really nice, chat a few times, maybe they ask for your number. Before the first date I’m imagining bringing them home to the parents and what our kids would look like.