Found at AskReddit and posted with permission. Art by the amazing Daniella Urdinlaiz.

1. Text Nostalgia

I save all my text messages from years ago. And then when i’m bored or miss a specific person, I go to our conversations and read them from top to bottom

2. *Shudder*

I find saying my own name awkward

3. So Many Regrets

regret everything after doing it, makes me very anti social

4. Think About How Great “Tomorrow” Is

At night when I’m in my bed, trying to fall asleep, I have all the motivation in the world to do the shit I want to do. Tomorrow, I’ll start losing some weight. Tomorrow, I’ll go walk for an hour. Tomorrow, I’ll look for a job. Tomorrow, I’ll start writing that book. Tomorrow, I’ll wash that big pile of dishes. Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Today, it’s 2 PM, I’m still in my underwear reading reddit.

But yeah, tomorrow’s gonna be great.