20. Entitled Exes
Dispatcher here. Working afternoon shift is my least favorite because you deal with this shit all day. Psycho exes think they’re entitled to a lot of shit that isn’t theirs when their ex-better-halves are at work. They don’t like it when we tell them we won’t help them break in to someone else’s place to get their shit. They still don’t like it when the officer they demanded comes out and tells them the same thing. Wash, rinse, repeat 3-5 times per week.
I love graveyard shift.
21. The 20-Year-Old
Tattoo a big symbol of my name on his stomach, in order to try and win me back. It didn’t work.. I was 15 at the time.. o.O
Sent me an album of her with the guy she dumped me for in all the places I took her.
She created a profile for me on some gay dating site saying something like “hi, I’m 22 and looking for my first time with a man, I’m want to try everything!”. It had pictures of me and everything. I got a lot of emails but it still took a while to figure out where they were coming from… Worst thing is that I couldn’t get it taken down…. I had to abandon that email address.
got in shape