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“Send nudes, not nukes’ is the “make love, not war” of this century.” –xmeehan

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“Return of the Jedi’s title doesn’t have anything to do with Luke Skywalker, but Darth Vader’s transition back to the light side.” –One_Nut_Wonder1

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“What if the white light we see in near death is another hospital room where we are born into a new life?” –SavageMindsWriting

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“It’s not spicy enough until it’s too spicy…” –itsmylifenow

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“Imagine if before every hit single they’ve ever had, The Beatles screamed ‘THE BEATLES’ like the way DJ Kaled does.” –SnortCore

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“The phrase ‘it’s all downhill from here’ indicates that things will get worse, but really, going downhill generally makes things much easier. Going uphill is a problem.” –ell08

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“All gender identity problems relating to the bathroom could be alleviated by changing the titles from ‘men’ and ‘women’ to ‘standers’ and ‘sitters” –blackholes__

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“The letter ‘x’ has far more use as a number than as a letter.” –Servicemaster

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“Millennials aren’t killing industries. They’re forcing innovation.” –Snell_Rantzsui

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“It’s pretty incredible that students at Hogwarts are constantly armed with wands capable of killing and torturing people.” –ThisIsABadNameChoice

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“If R2-D2 were to die in a future Star Wars film it would probably have a bigger impact on the audience than losing one of the main human characters.” –robbman21

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“If spiders made any sort of sound nobody would ever sleep” –glase_firedrake

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“Every time you prove you’re not a robot by completing a Captcha, you’re helping a robot learn how to prove they’re not one either.” –Edenio1

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“Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the Cloud.” –otterdragon

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“Lightswitches are also darkswitches.” –littlemarv

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“Whoever invented the corn maze really missed out on calling it a maize maze.” –hungryhobos

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“Urban Dictionary is just fan fiction for the English language.” –AlephNull-1

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“It’s weird to think that if you lived in another town you’d never meet your current soulmate, but you’d have another one. Falling in love is all just luck and who is around you. Anyone can fall in love with anyone, every single person has some amazing lovable qualities.” –Dadaswag

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“Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.” –DeezBiscuits16

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“You never realize how dirty your windshield is until you’re driving into the sun.” –maroonmonday

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“Bob’s Burgers” would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants.” –thehydrastation

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“All of the villains in the Star Wars Prequel trilogy perfectly foreshadow the rise of Darth Vader. Maul was manipulated from   birth by Palpatine, Dooku was a fallen jedi, and Grievous was a cyborg. Vader is all 3 of those things.” –link1995cc