Sometimes I add products to my Amazon wishlist because they are the perfect gift for a specific friend, even if no gift-giving event is coming up anywhere in the future. The last one I stumbled upon was too good not to share.
It’s a plain black baseball hat that warns “you’re too close” to anyone standing near enough to read the back:
If you’re not going to buy it to gift your friend who is always talking about how much they hate people, you might want to at least send them the link. It’s a stylish way to broadcast your need for personal space to the mouth breather behind you in the coffee line.