Roommates who never take out the trash (even when they top it off) need to get themselves to church.
Or people who inexplicably put empty juice containers back in the fridge. It’s empty. The gig is up.
When they literally have no friends except for you.
Or people who get mad festive only to leave their shit around for months after the holiday is over.
People who can’t simply swap out a roll of toilet paper and expect you to do it for them need Jesus.
This fucking heathen.
DOES IT REALLY TAKE THAT MUCH ENERGY TO REPLACE THE TOILET PAPER? WHY AM I YOUR TOILET PAPER SERVANT?
They make you feel like you are taking crazy pills.
And they think talking about you on Facebook is how mature adults handle their problems.
Were you not loved as a child?
Do you need Jesus that badly?
God bless the chill roommates of the world. You are doing the Lord’s work.