A Comprehensive List of “Shit ___ Say” Videos That Need To Be Made

  • Shit Babies Say
  • Shit Dogs Say
  • Shit Guys Say to Mall Shopping with Their Girlfriends
  • Shit Drunk Girls Say to Other Drunk Girls
  • Shit Drunk Girls Say to Guys (In General)
  • Shit Upper Class White Girls Say to Middle Class White Girls
  • Shit Mall Kiosk Men Say
  • Shit Slytherins Say to Gryffindors
  • Shit Elitist Music Listeners Say to Top 40 Music Listeners
  • Shit the Jersey Shore Cast Says to Orphans
  • Shit Prius Owners Say
  • Shit Private School Students Say to Public School Students
  • Shit Retailers Say to Customer’s Returning Unwanted Purchases
  • Shit Ex-boyfriends Say to Girls Who Can’t Fight the Urge to Not Text Them Drunk Late One Night
  • Shit Peanut Butter Says to Jelly
  • Shit People Say to People
  • Shit Peeta Says to Gale
  • Shit Creditors Say to Debtors
  • Shit People Say to Other People on their Birthdays on Facebook
  • Shit Courtney Stodden Says to Who the Hell Cares
  • Shit Judy Blume Says to Teenage Girls
  • Shit Real Life Says to Twi-hards
  • Shit American Spirit Smokers Say
  • Shit Vladimir Putin Says
  • Shit Blonde Girls Say
  • Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes Say
  • Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6” Say
  • Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6” and Own a Pomeranian Say
  • Shit Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6” and Own a Pomeranian and Drive a Mini Cooper Say
  • Shit Brunettes say to Blonde Girls with Blue Eyes who are 5’6 and Own a Pomeranian and Drive a Mini Cooper
  • Shit Ryan Gosling’s Body Says to Ryan Gosling
  • Shit Jay-Z Says When Planking on his Millions
  • Shit Bills Say to my Bank Account
  • Shit Kanye West Says to an Ice Sculpture of Kanye West
  • Shit the Chicken Says to the Egg
  • Shit Drunk Guys Say to get Drunk Girls in Bed
  • Shit NBC Says to Having Community Return
  • Shit Hairstylists Say
  • Shit Avon People Say to Mary Kay People
  • Shit Bitter People Who Secretly Want to Be Engaged Say to People Who Get Engaged
  • Shit Local Coffee Shop Employees Say to Starbucks
  • Shit Aaron Burr said to Alexander Hamilton
  • Shit Blue Ivy Carter Says
  • Shit Your Expectations Says to My Performance
  • Shit Loving, Kind Mothers Say
  • Shit Distant, Cold Fathers Say (Occasionally)
  • Shit the ‘Book was Better than the Movie’ People Say to the ‘Movie was Better than the Book’ People
  • Shit LOST people Say to the last episode of LOST
  • Shit Queen Elizabeth Says
  • Shit Jesus Says to the Pharisees
  • Shit The Men Who Wear Jeans at the Gym Say
  • Shit Nicolas Cage Says to Any Movie Pitch
  • Shit the Twitter Bird Says to The Fail Whale
  • Shit Your Mom Says
  • Shit East Coast Says to the West Coast
  • Shit Juice Cleansers Say
  • Shit Nicki Minaj Says to Her Mirror Face
  • Shit a Can Opener Says
  • Shit Rosie O’Donnell Says about The View
  • Shit Airport Cops Say
  • Shit Gluten-Free Says to Wheat Flour
  • Shit Internet Commenters Say
  • Shit Anonymous Internet Commenters Say
  • Shit Satan Says to Tim Tebow
  • Shit Shit Says to Shit Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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