You’re not checking in to see how they’re doing, you’re checking in to see if their relationship has hit rock bottom yet.
I would’ve never guessed that you would become my best friend. That we would travel together. Live together. Get drunk together. Laugh together.
“For real though, he would sing to me like 24/7, no matter how hard I tried to get him to stop.”
I feel that the strength in cussing is not to overuse it, but to do it at a good time to get your goddamn point across, you feel me you stupid-ass fucker? Ha, had to do it. But I don’t think it’s unattractive when a girl overuses it, I really just think she looks stupid.
Sometimes I’ll be jacking off in the shower and think, “Are you going to have enough sperm to have kids someday?”