44 Texts From Thirsty Fuckboys That’ll Make You Cringe And Then Laugh

By Eko Hayden,
On Tumblr there is a magical page called “Straight White Boys” that collects texts from thirsty, ignorant boys who just don’t know any better. Here are some of the most hilarious.
Daniella Urdinlaiz
Daniella Urdinlaiz

1.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145373630222/vv-v

2.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145373534532/nighttimepredator

3.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145116263865/the-doctors-sexiest-companion

4.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145109552297/annaaissexyloljokes

5.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145109486587/gemghoul-im-worried-about-him

6.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145109431617/cardiotoxicity

7.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145109370367/not-everyones-cup-of-tea

8.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/145109341462/princeoct

9.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144919011187/sunflower-hour

10.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144890478617/anxious-hoe

11.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144549902634/considerablymad-eline

12.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144499849023/one-of-waking

13.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144459496692/l0velyinnocence

14.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144459464682/revestogers

15.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144310495663/pretentious-sobriquet-keep-in-mind-ive-never

16.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144294117910/talkshitwithprettylips-oh-so-that-insult-was

17.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144261700361/mondaychapel-at-least-hes-honest

18.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144196612872/candyydan

19.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144178660972/rosehathaway2

20.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144178539312/bg-swe

21.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144116524892/renofthe

22.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144102550072

23.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144102487662/kas-a

24.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/144018111152/stormysumme

25.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143906163088/scoresberg

26.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143889341859/crotchwaffle

27.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143855501675/ingridandtheghost

28.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143838529812/superoptimist1997

29.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143804499941/watertribesupreme

30.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143733428543/swallowthisconfession

31.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143712005433/literally-kim-ur-being-so-rude

32.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143692785848

33.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143590211876/ovarytoast

34.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143582772424/water-for-life

35.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143576970994/blackwood-asylum

36.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143572772110/whospikedthepunchbowl

37.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143559681442

38.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143506427048/whospikedthepunchbowl

39.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143446520518/alin228

40.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143423955597/jaggers214

41.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143403278225/betterswish

42.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143394368647/sup-its-jess

43.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143385295738/englishthegeek

44.

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/143371404960/icebored

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