Oh dear Lord, how am I going to tell this beautiful girl that I wanted to be a pirate until I was about 12.
I had never really given it much thought because there was a big part of me that always knew instinctively. Then, in my early 20s I realized that people are actually probing for specific instances of my raging homosexual tendencies.
8. The Right One
The infamous perfect fit. I’m going to overly romanticize this girl because she’s going to be the ONLY right one.