4. “You don’t even know”
Walking to a diner after bar adventures at 2am, we take the shortcut down an alley and stumble upon a prostitute with one leg wedged up high on a dumpster while she…relieves herself. It was like someone just tapped a fire hydrant. I said “rough night?” as we passed and she said, “sweetheart, you don’t know the half of it.” It still haunts my dreams and that was at least 10 years ago.
5. What is she doing on the sidewalk?
I was walking down the street when out of the corner of my eye I saw a lady kneeling further down the sidewalk. She saw me, got up and started walking in my direction, and as she passed she shot me a nasty look and yelled, “I don’t give a fuck!” I was confused until I passed by the place she was kneeling at and saw a small pile of shit.
6. Hm, what’s going on here?
A pregnant woman putting out her cigarette on her kids’ school bag whilst yelling “No way am I doing that ya dog!” into the phone.