1. Fight over Taco Bell
I saw a visibly pregnant girl throw down her cigarette to get in a fist fight at Taco Bell at 2 AM. A police officer broke it up.
I work at a restaurant. Yesterday I looked out into the parking lot and saw a pregnant woman, in scrubs, smoking a cigarette. She came into my restaurant and up to my register and I saw that her ID badge said “head of nurses, [hospital name].” Her eyes were bloodshot and she seemed not sober. I was so confused.
3. If you gotta go, you gotta go!
Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.