Ohio man Michael Henson has been arrested for attempting to have sexual intercourse with a parked van on the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street in the City of Dayton.
Reluctant onlookers tried to describe what exactly was going on in this vehicular romp.
Henson had pulled down his pants, and was swingingly wildly on a stop sign. He then spied a shiny van, and apparently was consumed by lusty thoughts.
The red of the fan was too much to resist, and an onlooker saw Henson insert his penis into the grill of the car and begin to “have sex” with it. Apparently it was either really good or bad, because he then passed out on a lawn until the police picked him up.
Henson is being held on $2,500 bail.