What Can We Do To Eliminate Toilet Water From Splashing Our Asses When We Poop?

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It’s a question that’s bothered us for ages. We’ve all experienced it. We sit down on the toilet and sigh in relief, but after the splash, there’s an odd sensation that’s left on your buttcheeks. What is it? It’s water. More specifically, it’s toilet water that your poop displaced as it entered the bowl at a speed that you don’t really care to measure. But you know what, this guy did it. He did it for humanity. Bless you Destin.